Post by foxxy on Feb 11, 2010 0:20:21 GMT -5
Haha ok, so I got this horse on halloween(of this year-2009-) and he's a thoroughbred off the track and I have just finally finished training him to canter on both leads-though flying changes are a little... ehem... messy haha- and so he knows only walk, trot, canter both leads, serpentines, and leg yeilds both ways-all I can think of at least- and My goal is to get him in the march show where around where I live-it's a simple schooling show- and I was reading one of my dressage T-Shirts and decided to make my own. So here it is!
Donte(my horse) && Foxx's Amazing Dressage Test!
A enter working... gallop. X halt or I or G.
G-M turn right sharply.
M-P slow to frenzied canter.
P-K stagger left.
A-Z remove self from bleachers, ask parents for leg up.
F jump back in arena.
P-E take off running, smile like you love it and pretend not to pee your pants
H-D canter/buck/gallop
K-R Halt and rein back into bleachers, deploy self from bleachers and back in arena.
I-G halt. Smile. Burst into tears and hysterical laughing. Leave arena on long rein, laughing horse, and loose language.
This is what will most likely be 2010's New Dressage test! -aka, WHAT NOT TO DO-^^
He just had his teeth floated-which he was good for- but when the chiropractor came to work on I guess he was worse than we thought. She said he was in really good shape but he was a little sore, she said that his hips rotate-which I guess is bad on theirs joints- and so he's not allowed to do circles and is now on free alfalfa-he loves me for the alfalfa ^^- But I feel bad when I ride him now because I know he's sore.